Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Friday, May 11, 2012

😮 Nude Boy 😕

-Written by Sweets*


Some time ago I saw a boy,
With lips as white as snow.

Wearing nothing but his bling
And a worried expression on his face.

Devilish horns grew on his bald head
And his cheeks blushed as I asked...
"Nude boy where are your pants, have you lost them 
perhaps?"

As he turned around to walk away,
I noticed that his butt cheeks were blushing as well.
Was it the sun that had left its mark
Or did someone kick this poor nude boy's (butt)? 

:P

~ By Sweets*


Monday, April 23, 2012

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

The Real Me

-Written by Sweets*

PHOTO TAKEN BY HIEROGLYPH


Hahaha!
Very Funny Hieroglyph  :PPP
Not fair,
You caught me while I was AFK and didn't give me a chance to shave... LOL.

By the way, 
this is my real life PHOTO that A i ♥ asked for :O
JusT KiddiNg :)))

Thanks Hiero, I love it! 
But I am still kicking your butt when I see you :P

Sunday, April 15, 2012

ஐ ◕‿◕ ஐ's Great Determination

-Written by Sweets*


Swoosh!
What wonderful inspirational words you have on your profile
handsome ஐ ◕‿◕ ஐ

Your display of eagerness, determination, and excitement 
as you ran into the casino to conquer the looong task that was ahead of you was so contagious.
You gave me the encouragement I needed to continue and not give up 
on my own quest for the Secret Spy Challenge.

But after only three minutes the unexpected happens...

(20:58) ஐ ◕‿◕ ஐ: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(20:58) ஐ ◕‿◕ ஐ: board already
(20:59) ஐ ◕‿◕ ஐ: come on
(20:59) ஐ ◕‿◕ ஐ: today
(20:59) ஐ ◕‿◕ ஐ: i tired already
(21:00) ஐ ◕‿◕ ஐ: this music
(21:00) ஐ ◕‿◕ ஐ: bad
(21:00) ஐ ◕‿◕ ஐ: mute this music
(21:00) ஐ ◕‿◕ ஐ: that's better
(21:02) ஐ ◕‿◕ ஐ: damnit
(21:02) ஐ ◕‿◕ ஐ: i can't do it

.... and just as fast as you had run in before, you ran out vanishing
from the face of the earth never to be seen again.

Friday, April 6, 2012

A Scientific Fact

-Written by Sweets*


 Did you know that...
If you took out all the veins from your body
and
laid them end to end
you would die :O

SOURCE: Twitter

Friday, June 10, 2011

TICKLE YOURSELF :P



YES,yes, yes!!! Go ahead and tickle yourself right now. HMMM... try your belly. Nothing yet? How about under your arms... still not working? How about your neck or on the bottom of your feet... nothing???

Lets try something else, how about tickling yourself but in the heart. No silly, not with your hand but with a joke or a funny memory. That is how you can tickle your heart, it never fails me. When I am sad I cheer myself up by tickling my heart usually by remembering something funny that happened to me. For example like the time I fell at the mall and instead of feeling embarrassed because everyone was looking at me, I just started laughing big time. I really thought it was funny and the best thing was that people started laughing with me :) or were they laughing at me? Anyways it doesn't matter, I thought it was funny and I even enjoyed the fall.

ANYHOWS, when you find yourself in an embarrassing situation, turn it around and instead see it as a funny thing. Don't take thing like that so seriously. Use all those funny situations to tickle your heart when you are feeling the blues <333


BTW: I have great news for you. I got my Monday Room Writers. Yes "WRITERS"!!!
I have sent three invites to join my Pico Perfect team. Please check your Emails and see if you got one. Hope to see your room articles this Monday <333

Thursday, February 10, 2011

The Lovely Heart Room


Left-to-right: ✥Ĺx-MyLife✥, ebeechan (from Indonesia), Aphrolea ♫♪♫♪ (from Indonesia), ♫N†N♫ kiki ™ (from Netherlands) and crystal$$$$$$@ (from USA)

Once again PINK takes over another Model Room. This time, it was the new LOVELY HEART ROOM that was totally tinted in this tender color. I just wonder, if its called The Lovely Heart Room, and the heart is red, why is this model room pink? hhhmmm.... Don't get me wrong, I love pink but RED is my all-time favorite color!

As soon as I noticed this new room had opened up I put on my Pink Romantic Princess Dress and my comfy Romantic Fluffy Room Slippers, grabbed my Lovely Bear and away I went! Once I arrived at the overly pink destination, I noticed a group of friends having a fun day enjoying the wonderful accommodations the room had to offer.

This new Model Room has a second floor with a stairways made out entirely of Romantic Mini Roses. I would had never imagine that the numerous amount of roses I got from the Romantic Bath Room and I still have saved in my Decor Pocket could possibly be used in such a BEAUTIFUL way. Going up through this Rose Stairs felt like I was caught in a rain of roses. I just had to stop and breathe in all the beauty.



Once I finally overcame the ROSY STAIRWAYS experience and made it to the top floor, another group of friends greeted me. This time it was our handsome boy Łight ϓagami, his beautiful companion ♬ Кαї ♬ from Japan, and the Zelestial Princess Océane♡ from France.



I decide to check out our robotic "SHOP" friend, and at soon as SHE saw me, ( I am assuming SHOP is a SHE, due to the color), she so stubbornly tried to convinced me that "Pink is the best ..." NAH HA!!! I had to set her straight by defending my FAVE red and blue and green and yellow and orange and purple and ...

Well, you get the idea. ;)

Now, what do you get when you add one stubborn SHOP plus a stubborn SWEET_MOM? You get an endless disagreement of opinions. Like a slap on the face, SHOP so carelessly tells me that "Shopping is fun ..." It is when you have Ameba Gold, however, when you are completely broke like me it is plain cruel to rub it in my face :P

As I was getting ready to leave, I bump into the beautiful du¢ky...♪™ from Great Britain, owner of the WONDERFUL Ducky's guide 2 Pico Blog. After a very interesting chat, we decided to take a picture together in this fabulous room. I wonder if she will be posting our picture in her blog?

Okay, this is not what it looks like ... okay, okay, it is! Our "NEW" friend emmnuel got me off-guard and planted me a BIG kiss while I was busy cropping my pictures. Who can blame the guy. In this ROMANTIC PINK-OTIC atmosphere you can't help feeling romantic and kissing whoever is standing next to you. Emmnuel may be a NEWBIE with zero buddies, but we both can say he came into Pico with a big BANG. He got to kiss sweet_mom on his first day ... LOL! After my "FRIENDLY" experience with Emmnuel. I decided to stick around for a while and see what other AMAZING Picos I would get to meet. 



Soon I realized that it was painful to stick around. Our beautiful friend 桂衣✿ from Germany was on a shopping spree while all I could do was stand on the side and watch her fill up her shopping cart with beautiful things. Every time she dropped something into her cart I would say, "I want that ... and that ... and that too", but she was too busy shopping to realize that she was breaking my heart.

Now guess who was the STAR of the room? No, I didn't say who was holding the star in the room. >:( I said WHO WAS THE STAR IN THE ROOM??? That would be our friend みパン☺(mipan。)from Japan. She was truly the star because she blended perfectly with this PINK room.



Have you ever bumped into someone that is just sooo extraordinary that you want to so much to impress them and end up doing something foolish? I did when I bumped into paedoubleu from Thailand. As soon as I saw her I did my Flying Monkey Routine - as Catero would say - but I see it more as The Chicken Dance though ... LOL!



Feeling a little tired, I soon fell asleep and immediately started dreaming of all the beautiful things I wanted to buy. The overalls, the heart rug, the chair, the ... EVERYTHING!

Getting over excited about all the beautiful things I wanted, I ran for the door. I needed to get home and find my husband's ... I mean, OUR wallet. ;) Oh, I love that wallet sooo much. :P

The problem was that I was trying to push open the door and I never noticed the "PULL" sign until someone felt sorry for me and opened the door letting me out. I ran all the way home like a crazy goat to only find that my dear WALLET, I mean my husband wasn't home. :(

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

She's Alive!

Earlier this afternoon I was in Catero's room working on my next post while he was working on a very special project that he is preparing for our blog.

Our good friends [♥]Breezy[♥] and ☆Vince♫Further stopped  by to say hi and since Catero and I were kind of busy we excused ourselves to continue with our work.

While we were AFK, яø¢ḱ﹩and jennifer я also made a special appearance. After a while I decided to check back on what was going on and what I saw made me laughed so much that I decided to hang around (QUIETLY) and see what would happen ...

(My commentary is in purple and looks like this.)


(14:42) яø¢ḱ﹩: nice house
(14:42) ☆Vince♫Further: sorry there afk right now
(14:42) яø¢ḱ﹩: oh
(14:42) ☆Vince♫Further: dont worry
(14:42) ☆Vince♫Further: they'll be back
(14:42) яø¢ḱ﹩: ik
(14:43) ☆Vince♫Further: breezy and sweet are checking their blogs
[BTW, I am "sweets".]
(14:43) яø¢ḱ﹩: oh
(14:43) ☆Vince♫Further: and i dont if cateros checking his blog
(14:43) яø¢ḱ﹩: WOW I NEVER NOTICED SWWET WAS HERE
(14:44) [♥]Breezy[♥]: Back~
(14:44) [♥]Breezy[♥]: Oh hi :D
(14:44) яø¢ḱ﹩: hi
(14:44) [♥]Breezy[♥]: Sleepyheads!
(14:44) [♥]Breezy[♥]: xD
(14:45) [♥]Breezy[♥]: Yesh, Sweet is here
(14:45) ☆Vince♫Further: yes
(14:45) [♥]Breezy[♥]: My best friend on Pico, probably
(14:45) [♥]Breezy[♥]: Luvs her
(14:45) яø¢ḱ﹩: oh
(14:45) ☆Vince♫Further: yeah
(14:45) [♥]Breezy[♥]: :D
(14:46) [♥]Breezy[♥]: CAT.
(14:46) яø¢ḱ﹩: LOL
(14:46) [♥]Breezy[♥]: *pokes good eye*
[Breezy pokes Catero's eye!]
(14:46) [♥]Breezy[♥]: :o

At this point they focus all their attention on me, trying to pester me. I was sitting on the other side of the room so I wouldn't be in the way while I worked.

(14:48) [♥]Breezy[♥]: MAMA LUIGI
(14:48) ☆Vince♫Further: huh?
(14:48) [♥]Breezy[♥]: Sweet
(14:48) jennifer я : hey guys
(14:48) [♥]Breezy[♥]: I SAW you moove
(14:48) [♥]Breezy[♥]: >:u
(14:48) [♥]Breezy[♥]: Hi lol >
(14:48) ☆Vince♫Further: o.O
(14:48) [♥]Breezy[♥]: *pulls hair*
(14:48) [♥]Breezy[♥]: :D
(14:48) ☆Vince♫Further: shes faking
(14:49) [♥]Breezy[♥]: lol
(14:49) ☆Vince♫Further: sweet dont die
(14:49) [♥]Breezy[♥]: xD
(14:49) ☆Vince♫Further: breath
(14:49) ☆Vince♫Further: aah
[Vince moves around, trying to give me CPR.]
(14:49) ☆Vince♫Further: ran out of air
(14:49) [♥]Breezy[♥]: :O
(14:49) ☆Vince♫Further: breath
(14:49) [♥]Breezy[♥]: No Vince,
[Breezy tries to move Vince away from me.]
(14:49) яø¢ḱ﹩: BRB;]
(14:49) [♥]Breezy[♥]: Bad.
[Breezy gives  ☆Vince♫Further for being "too rough" on me.]
(14:49) [♥]Breezy[♥]: Scooch
(14:49) [♥]Breezy[♥]: Sweeeeet
(14:49) ☆Vince♫Further: im trying to save her
(14:50) [♥]Breezy[♥]: SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET~
(14:50) [♥]Breezy[♥]: SWEET. >:U
(14:50) [♥]Breezy[♥]: Theres only one thing to do
(14:50) ☆Vince♫Further: no

Sunday, January 23, 2011

If it's yellow let it mellow?


Click to enlarge image

Earlier today I redesigned my room ... since Peggy Hill is always mocking me that my interior design skills really suck. The room layout is still not even close to being something that Nate Berkus would approve of ... but I don't really care that much.

sweet_mom came in and decided to take a dip in the tub ... then  ... oh, the horror! Oh, the inhumanity!

(16:10) sweet_mom: you know what?
(16:10) Catero: no, i don't know what
(16:10) sweet_mom: I pee in there :P
(16:10) Catero: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!
(16:10) sweet_mom: LOL
(16:10) sweet_mom: 2 times
(16:10) sweet_mom: its yellow
(16:11) sweet_mom: look

I need some help from Mr. Clean right about now.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

sweet_mom's THRONE

Thanks to my very distinguished guests for making my THRONE feel special ;)



Vanilla.™ rushed past me and went straight for the THRONE. At first I thought it was a little grape wearing a winter knit hat that was visiting me because of her cute purple dress. But when she finally walked out with a happy face of relief I saw it was just my sweet Vanilla.™.



Another little GRAPE that visited my THRONE was my sweet Vegemite. This cutie picotutie has an amazing SPUNKY attitude that can lighten up any room she walks in. I bet my THRONE had a BIG smile when it saw it was her :D

BTW sweetie, "I just turned COOLER dude".... if you know what I mean ;)


Finally, I present to you LETTERS FOR THE HEART THRONE...


Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Making The Cut

The funniest thing happened to me last night and I still can't stop laughing. :)



I decided to check the list of events to choose one and have some fun, when I come across one that caught my eye. The theme of the event sounded pretty interesting to me as you can see on the above photo.  So I put on my best smile and headed to this event, determined to make it to the "UPSTAIRS".



As I arrived, I noticed that in fact, some lucky Picos have already made it to the upstairs and lucky for me there is no line I have to get in. I approached the host who is sitting down eagerly waiting to judge and determine if I am good enough to step foot on her UPSTAIRS. She keeps looking at me with uncertainty for a while ... which made me feel a little uneasy and I started to wonder if something could possibly go wrong. In my desperation to go upstairs I asked her almost in a pleading voice, "I go?"

GUESS WHAT? ... not only was I not considered good enough for the upstairs, but I was KICKED OUT of the room by the host ...LOL! :P

I couldn't believe what had just happened that I started laughing so hard and almost fell out of my seat.

I thought it was one of the FUNNIEST things that has happened to me. I have been kicked out from rooms before and I have felt sad or confused but never have I found it as funny as I did last night.

To the room host (who seemed fairly new):, welcome to Pico and thank you for making my day and making me laugh.



BTW, I want to thank my good friend Software for creating an event in his room in my honor. ❥ Thank you sooo much!



[Update: January 13, 2010] Since the room owner was "embarrassed" her name has been removed from the text and images of this post so that she can not be easily recognized and her privacy can be respected. The intent of this post was to describe a funny situation, not to upset her. - Catero

What's Going On?



Can someone out there tell me what is wrong with my computer. Am I being punished for something I did?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
It's been several hours and I haven't been able to get into Pico to continue with my work, YES, I said it, WORK... you heard me right you maintenance people. Don't you dare look away from me and pretend you didn't hear me >:(
I NEED TO GET IN NOW!!!
I can always go and hang around in Second Life for a while until THIS Server Maintenance is over, but I refuse to be kept away.
And why do they lie to me by asking me to try again in a few minutes. Just say it... try again in a few HOURS or a few  DAYS >:(

I NEED TO GET IN NOW AND FINISH MY WORK! :P

Saturday, January 8, 2011

What A Goofball!



I had been trying all afternoon to make Catero understand what a BIG GOOFBALL he really is. He seemed clueless to what I was talking about, and had a face of  "SAAAYYY WHAAATTT?"

At that point I realized I had to reinforce my intervention with Catero on what a BIG goofball he is if I wanted to save him.



So I called our good friend Peggy Hill, and together we work at making him understand our GOOFBALL opinion on him. We put in front of him the many times he has proven us right, and still he refused to accept the truth.



He goes into one of his GOOFBALL FITS and starts kicking away, which just made me laugh while he repeatedly stated "I AM NO GOOFBALL >:( "



I turn to see if Peggy Hill is laughing too at his display of GOOFBALL FIT. But as always she had fallen into boredom with our constent quarrels and had fallen asleep.



Suddenly my sweet girl  ~LittleCara~ stops by to say hello, but Catero keeps acting like the TOTAL GOOFBALL he really is and doesn't care we've got company.



Once our guest left, I desperately try to put some sense into his BIG PAPA HEAD.... "CAT accepted it once and for all "...
1. You act like a GOOFBALL all the time.
2. You look like a GOOFBALL all the time.

SO YOU MUST BE A GOOFBALL! :P



He left not wanting to see the truth ...

Oh well, I give up!

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Cake Stalker

WRITTEN BY Dark Love๖ۣۜ♥


Hey 'sup yo? It's  Dark Love๖ۣۜ♥
Who likes practical jokes?  Ha ha, I recently had a GOOD one played on me.
I was chillin' in the Beginners Plaza, catching up with an old friend (SailorMercury), when suddenly before us appeared a piece of CAKE!!!  Now, ordinarily we would have gobbled up this tasty treat, but my friend and I were both so STUFFED that the thought of eating just One more bite was down right GROSS!
So what did we do?  Ha ha, we IGNORED it of course, knowing that OTHERS would be tempted by its deliciousness. I was greatly relieved when someone else greedily gobbled up the treat!  I was SO happy that the cake was GONE, that i did a VICTORY dance!! 
My joy was cut short however, for in the middle of my dance I stepped in ANOTHER piece of cake!  It too was quickly devoured by a hungry Pico. Unfortunately for my friend and I someone was determined that we had to EAT their cake, and immediately several MORE pieces appeared right in front of us!!  Every time someone ate our stalking pastries they came BACK!!!  (we were starting to get a little scared that the cake would eat US!!)
We finally identified who was STALKING us with cake!  It was ♪♫♪CiCi๖ۣۜ♥.  Now this girl is a REAL practical joker!  She had a WONDERFUL time laughing at our growing distress!  We made peace however, and in the end shared a laugh over her prank.  So thanks ♪♫♪CiCi๖ۣۜ♥ for making the day interesting! :D

Monday, December 27, 2010

sweet_mom's Restroom

Never in my wildest dreams did I think that immediately after posting yesterday my article about my "RESTROOM", Picos would be showing up with the "NEED" to sit on my "THRONE". Picos kept coming in and out and a line started to form by eager Picos waiting to use my facility.

I was so pleased to see that EVERYONE was enjoying MY CREATION. I estimate that while I was in my room approximately 50 Picos showed up, not including the ones I missed.

Though my THRONE is very simple, it serves well the "NEED". I still invite who ever wants to use my restroom to come on over. But PLEASE, do not forget to flush and spray after you are done :P

Here are a few of the Picos that were kind enough to let me take their pictures.



Oh my sweet [♥]Breezy[♥] had seen my post and was eager to experience the THRONE like all the other Picos that showed up. Once in there we all kept hearing the sound of relief she was experiencing! It must have been nice ;)



Now my good friend Mel Molly walked in there with her dog "WHISTLES". She took sooo long that I kept asking her if she was ok. When she finally exited the facility, she informed me on the latest news. No wonder she took sooo long, all that time she and Whistles had been reading the newspaper :P



Now, our good friend ♫Ichigo Amaya♫ was skating when he got the NEED and immediately rushed to my house. Once in there, we could all hear music and singing coming from the room.

Just imagine when I build a SHOWER in there.... what are the  ČяÄžthings my Picos will be doing  :O



My THRONE is fit to serve even ROYALTY, we all know QUEENS get the NEEDS too.
My silly friend ◕ܫ◕Ver☆nica◕ܫ◕ came and HONORED us with her.... oh well, ROYAL NEED in the nude ;)



Finally, last but not least, I was so HAPPY and TOUCHED when I saw my good friend Peggy Hill honor me with her visit :) For the ones that don't know this, Peggy Hill and Gem Rock from PicoStyle Blog are my "PICO SISTERS", together with Catero, I consider them "MIA FAMILIA" (my Pico Family).

She is such a good sport that she accepted my invitation to use my THRONE immediately! The only problem was that by the time she got to use the THRONE, I had run out of toilet paper, luckily for her, she always carries some under her WIGS.... LOL :P



Time to say goodbye , but remember, if you ever get the "NEED", you are welcome to my humble house:P

Sunday, December 26, 2010

FOR YOUR NEEDS :P



FINALLY, I build my Pico Restroom. I was just sooo tired of having to hold it in, Picos have "NEEDS" too, you know ;)
After I was done, creating this MONUMENTAL ,INPIRING ROOM on every Picos needs , I called a few friends to come on over and be the LUCKY first ones to use it... LOL :P

These are the first DISTINGUISH Picos with the "NEED" to honor me with their.....hmmmm......presence!


First LUCKY Pico to sit on THE THRONE was ๖ۣۜx zylem๖ۣۜ
He was so glad to see such BEAUTIFUL room that he couldn't believe his eyes and the only words he was able to say were, "That's EPIC!" He immediately proceeded to take of his clothes as he ran to it. I'm still wondering why the need to do "IT" in the nude....hhhmmmm.. oh well, to each its own!
He kept asking for a newspaper...LOL :P



Second lucky Pico to occupied "The Throne" was ωнιρ¢яєαм™!
My sweet friend  ωнιρ¢яєαмrushed in very discreet after ๖ۣۜx zylem๖ۣۜ   was done.
It was obvious that her "NEED" was not that big... LOL :P



Ok, now my gorgeous boy Dark Love ๖ۣۜ♥ had to cut in line. At first he was feeling shy of letting us know, that he too needed to use "The Throne", but after a while, he couldn't ignore the "NEED" anymore.

You don't have to be shy Dark Love ๖ۣۜ♥ , no one can see you in there and anyways, we all make THOSE thundering sounds while sitting on "The Throne"... LOL!



Now L'Heure Bleue as soon as she saw the shinny "Throne" she ran to it... and I have a feeling she had a BIG smile all the time she was in there and let me tell you, she took longer than the others.... hhmmm, she was probably taking pictures of herself by the mirror with her cellular phone, typical teenager  :)

These were the first four Picos to use my restroom. I already sent a few formal invitations out to a few friends to use this room. But anyone is welcome to it, just please don't forget to flush!!!